cat people > dog people

You know it must fucking rock to be a cat. I mean seriously. I don’t know how many of you are cat people…but

A) you should be

B) why are you reading my mostly cat blog

& C) you should be

Regardless anyone who’s been in the same room as a cat knows they are in the presence of royalty (or at least something similar).

Why people like cats

-They fucking rock

-They are fuzzy & soft

-They are adorable

-They can jump 5 times the length of their tail (thank you Snapple Cap)

-They have good people reading skills

-They are ridiculously good looking

-They can climb (Ya, I don’t see ole’ spot dragging his ass up a tree)

-They can tear a predators ass up (or a lizard/moth)

-They like to cuddle

-They are (mostly) calm

-They don’t pant, and aren’t noisy

-They are clean

-They are low maintenance

-They are self sufficient for short periods of time

-They are related to lions (fucking awwwweesome)

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I’ll stop there because lord knows this list could go on for days. That being said, it’s fairly obvious why being a domestic cat is probably the second coolest animal you could be (Large carnivorous cats take the cake obviously…teeth, claws, power of serious death; ya). But in case you still needed some convincing..

Why being a cat fucking owns

-All the reasons people love cats

-Ability to sleep almost an entire day without moving

-Always a sunny spot to lay in

-People want to love on you all the time

-Being overweight is actually appreciated

-Agility

-9 lives (useful as shit)

-Don’t need blankets

-Can sleep through anything ;)

-Not a dog

Overall I think it’s pretty obvious that cats are way better and useful than dogs. And people who think otherwise should die…or…..something.