bringing out my violent side

I consider myself pretty easy going and incredibly tolerant (okay, thats a lie) but still; that’s besides the point. The point here today is discussing three things that make me what to stab my eyes out and shove them down my own throat.

#1

Car stickers printed in size 10 font and placed on the back of your car. Are you some kinda of moron? Seriously. I wish death upon you. Why the fuck would you think someone can fucking read that? I don’t even need to go into the fact that no-one gives a flying fuck what uber sarcastic or politically witty and retarded thing that you somehow found a stupid ass sticker to say for you. If I have to be IN your car to read the sticker DO NOT PUT IT ON YOUR CAR. And then you idiotic numbskulls get annoyed when I have to creep closer at the light so I can read exactly what piece of bullshit you thought was important enough to put on your car. I seriously and truly hate your existence.

#2

Going to roll with the car theme here for a moment… So you feel the need to truly express yourself through the art of car stickers. Ok, I’ll give you the fact that you must be super cool and oh so witty. But seriously, is it necessary to cover your entire back windshield? Apparently you don’t like the usefulness of looking at the vehicles behind you. You must just be THAT good of a driver. Yeah…Uh huh. And by the way; where the fuck did you find all these amazing stickers to perfectly reflect on the outside just how you feel on the inside? Not only have you ruined the appearance of a perfectly good car, but you’ve also let everyone else on the road know not only are you trailer trash but you are a fucking retard. (See actual picture below,I had the pleasure of driving near this last week.)

And #3

You emo, sad, pathetic and oh so intellectual facebook status-ers. Honestly. Do you think ANYONE in the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD cares? They don’t. And they don’t care that “my outward reflection is masking that within” or “why is the world so intent on hurting eachother”. And yes we’ve all noticed that you don’t dare crack the tinest smile; ah yes it’s because your so miserable and alone and nobody understands your intelligent updates stolen from emo songs galore. You are not so smart, you are not so alone. And still…nobody cares.