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I'm rude, crude, and socially unacceptable. I have a lot to say to no one that really cares. Listen in, it could be fun.
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Atticus has a crush, and it’s certainly not one his mother can approve of. It’s Audrina Patridge, you know..the girl with the ceiling eyes, obnoxiously large fake tits, and “acts” on one of those shows…the hills, the oc, 90210, jerry springer…whichever one; idk. Anyways, the point is I keep telling my charming boy that she’s just not good for him but he won’t listen (you know how it is, he’s at that age where he knows everything and I’m just an innocent bystander). It’s just so frustrating. I don’t want to see my baby end up with some money hungry whore who is famous for being a dumb ass. I’ve even gone as far as banning him from watching her show, or any entertainment gossip sites and shows period. But it’s not working. And I knew the second that issue of Maxim hit my mailbox it was going to be trouble. Her scandalously dressed in minimal “clothing” gracing the cover while staring at the popcorn crusted ceiling of the studio. Psh. Anyways as I was saying I tried to smuggle the magazine in the house; because I…uh…like to er…read the articles. But my sneaky little son found it..and this is what I come home to! My own flesh and blood sprawled across Audrina like a…well like a cat in heat! I’m appalled. & I think it’s time to bring out the big guns- that being said I need to run to the store and pick up Miley’s new CD…yeah, thats right we ARE gonna Party in the USA.
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